Came for the joke about DT’s swiss-cheese motorpool.

Chiming in a bit late on this, but as a personal anecdote, I earned a BS in Music Education in 96'. At the time, starting pay in my state for someone with those qualifications was in the 30-35k range, with all the downsides you listed. As a music teacher in the public schools (and I was specifically focused on high…

Did you walk around calling everyone “Ms. Jackson”?

I don’t know about you, but I can‘t remember the last time I got a new release, AAA game that was a complete product (no DLC, no “optional content”) for $60 bucks. The $60 price point isn’t relevant, when they’re chopping up and monetizing every aspect of gameplay.

My combination of color-blindness and the color-shift I have on my screen (cut down on the blue light they said), makes the car look black. Still looks nice, but wish I could appreciate the green.

Looks like an early 90's video game car where the poly count was too low to actually render something we’d consider a car.

Looks like an early 90's video game car where the poly count was too low to actually render something we’d consider a car.

That would be sad, if it weren’t taken right from the Republican playbook:

Hi Erica,

Asked about the audit’s findings, Friedman said, “I doubt it.”

Moore has claimed his columns about how women shouldn’t be allowed to sell concessions at sports stadiums in the early 2000s for the National Review were “humor writing,”

I know I have the most boring first and middle name in the English language, but I never wished it were spelled Jhon, or Jawn, or Jahn...

Chorus:

Thinking more of an “R” rated milk commercial knock-off.

Jackson is fine. The rest? Well, I’ll quote an expert:

(could also be a Michael Bay quote)

See also: OSHA, USDA Inspectors, EPA

I know I’m five, but I can’t tell you how much this made me smile this morning.

And they fart rainbows... I mean, how gay can you be?

To be fair, it will solve the problem, just not in the way intended.