Use Zoom. As the meeting organizer, you can set all attendees to mute on entry :)

Along with the house keys, and the reading glasses.

Calling him old isn’t lying, it’s a bald statement of fact. Dude is in his late 70's, and if that’s not old, I’m a god damned spring chicken.

As a middle-aged white dude, I can’t agree more. 

That was probably the issue. She was opening up the show saying:

Is the Venn diagram of these just a ring of concentric circles?

You should know not to mention beer in the “202" unless you want old “What do you like to drink, Senator?” to show up. :)

She must be, she was sure talkin’ about god a lot. :)

“Did someone say beer... I like beer.”, could be heard echoing throughout the Supreme Court chambers...

Musical remake of any of the Richard Pryor/Gene Wilder movies?

$69 for 5 sax lessons is a really good deal. I was charging $25/.5 hr in college teaching trumpet/trombone lessons 20+ years ago.

To be fair, your mom’s always been fair game.

This is....not the normal: way things happen, at least here in FL.

At the very least, you’d think he could be hit up for identity-theft, or false light invasion of privacy.

Username comment synergy +1

Never really saw it until you mentioned it, but yeah... that’s bit uncanny.

depiction of the notably pencil-mouthed Obama fat red lips rather than making him look like a more bat-eared Leonard Nimoy.

Tempting, but only if I can avoid the BQE. (Coming from up North)

They have Kevin Durant and Odell Beckham Jr., as investors. They should be able to make up the difference. 

Well, if you don’t put the wide end in first, it’s more likely to fall out. Gotta think safety.