Followed closely by Willie “Hit ‘em Where They Ain’t” Keeler

I’m not proud and have a strangely accurate memory for the mundane.

I’m with you. If you can’t eat it like a sandwich, then why make it look like one? 

Simple, concise and easy to remember.

Mayo, ketchup, mustard, pickle, onion, tomato, lettuce. Cheese? Is cheese the 8th?

Taco Bell. As a musician in a touring band in the 90's, Taco Bell was one of our go-to stops, because familiarity. Much like a Jimmy Johns patron upthread (SimuLord) previously, I had fond memories of scarfing Taco bell in college, so when driving from a gig at Universal Orlando, we stopped at a local Taco Bell, and…

There are a couple of catch-up videos on YouTube. I think ScreenJunkies had one, and I know I saw a couple of others pop-up in my feed. The ScreenJunkis one was about 30-40 minutes, which isn’t bad considering it’s summarizing all the MCU up to the last film.

Completely off topic, but why are the makers of this tagging Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling in their marketing?

Chicks think sexy!

New Balance ftw, cause in addition to the orangutan arms, mom and dad blessed me with some wide-ass Flintstone feet. New Balance are the most comfortable sneakers I can find. 

and even then... cook the little one a nice medium, and cut it up small. Can’t start too early.

In terms of whose influence I’m least offended by (going from “Ewww” to “Christ-on-a-crutch, why are you listening to them” it would have to go:

That kills me. Why is it a 38x32 from one company isn’t the same as a 38x32 from another. It’s inches we’re talking about people, and those have been standardized for a while. 

alabastress

Parra: “Well I won’t, then.”

Damnit, is that a 2m6? AND IN RED?!?!?

Since when did ignorance of the law become an excuse. I remember my highschool ass getting pulled over and read the riot act when I saidI didn’t see the speed limit sign.

Someone else said it, but from now on I think we should refer to him as former White House Counsel, and real lawyer Don McGahn.

Couple of points for Orange Foolious:

but...but... they’re toooo looonnnng!