Science teacher at a fundamentalist Christian school?

You know Zaya is 100% a Black girl, because if she wasn't the Boosie's of the world wouldn’t be taking the time to harrass her on some bullshit. 

Israel to Iowa: תחזיק את הבירה שלי

Please excuse me, I have so few opportunities to whip this out. An article about a doubly bone-headed opponent made me want to rise to the occasion.

So all that’s left is for some watery bint to lob a scimitar at him, and the prophecy will be complete.

Wuhan Flu, Thanks For Everything!

Wuhan Flu ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.

THIS JUST IN:

“Next Sphincter-Tightening Ish: The BOWEL OBSTRUCTIONS of PROXIMA! Be there, True Believers! You’re gonna want to sit down for this one!”

What exactly are Bungie’s development teams making? The company has 600 employees, I’m assuming a few of those hundreds are involved in making the game. What exactly do these hundreds of people do?

Finally, clothes that are perfect for playing and enjoying video games. Why has no one thought of a tshirt and sweatpants before?

Pedantically, however, they are not. And petty pedantry was the purpose of my post (unintentional alliteration)

When I was 12 playing and “race car” in my uncles most prized vehicle, I accidentally shifted the hand brake and the car roll backwards, down a hill and into a wooden fence. I think it was a 1960 Ford Anglia.

You can’t believe it because you’re privileged enough not to have to deal with the actual issues that the people who are made to wear these sorts of uniforms in real life have to deal with, and you’re also not empathetic enough to understand the perspective of another fellow human being, and how such a thing might…

“It’s an engineering triumph the same way that a machine that can instantly cover a corn dog in 24K rose gold would be: technically impressive, but a fundamentally stupid and useless way to shout how rich you are.”

Every day Jason finds a new and impressive way to make me incredibly proud to work with him. I adore this…

Jackson says in interviews he can’t imagine why actors wouldn’t want to act, which is why he takes so many dodgy scripts. Even in bad films, you know Jackson will be entertaining, so he’s got that going for him. Not even Murphy’s talent can save a good many movies he stars in, but there’s not a bad movie out there…

Nah. I’ll give him Pulp Fiction but be real, even that movie had a ton of heavy hitters in it. Eddie shows up on screen and you know with very few exceptions (Tower Heist, and even then) that he’s what you’re there to see. How many SLJ movies can you say that about? Snakes on a Plane? Juice...? That’s a good one. Deep…

Multiple 100 million dollar grossing films? So what? Samuel L. Jackson has made 100s of multiple 10 million dollar grossing films. Where’s his lifetime achievement award?!?!

It’s just “Lego” in plural - Much the same as the plural of “Play Doh” is “Play Doh”.