Depending on the stream, you might be able to hit him from the balcony.
Depending on the stream, you might be able to hit him from the balcony.
Fuckin’ a right!
“I’ll never be over Macho Grande.” - T. Striker
So a Ferrari, you’re thinking about a Ferrari :P
“My hovercraft is full of eels!”
Not saying that the police in Springfield aren’t a problem, but the pic above is from the 2017 police cadet class and the case is from 2015. Doubtful if anyone in the header pic was involved in the incident.
I can’t recommend this Podcast enough. P. Andrew Torrez is the lawyer, and since he works in Maryland, he actually knows some of the people involved. Always a great, honest insight into what’s going on under the hood.
As stated above, the US does not have an official or national language at the federal level. However, English is considered the official language in 32 states in what has been referred to as “English-only movement.” 30 of the 50 states use English as the official language while Hawaii established both English and…
In case you need it later:
You’ll be getting a strongly worded letter from my firm - Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
Though to be fair, he wasn’t that good at it.
Just because I’m at work and bored (and I think the result is literally better than some of Vlads stuff):
Nothing matches the brilliant understatement of Truman Peyote.
-see also “Electing Public Officials” for how badly Americans can fuck ourselves, given enough time and resources.
To be fair, if Tom Hanks turned out to be a murderer, I’d really have to wonder what his victims did to deserve it... cause Tom Hanks wouldn’t kill without reason.
Fuckin’ Ryan.
Here’s another one from Texas, where they arrested the guy for failure to identify. Court ruled that just because he was in a high crime area, that wasn’t sufficient reason to stop and require identification under the 5th amendment.
This one?
The “thoughts” ain’t doing too well either.