Tell them their car is made from aluminium and watch their head explode.

Comin’ straight from the underground.

“flim-flam artist”

Not just the 1 Corinthian either. At least two Corinthians.

and they should definitely consult a physician if it’s more than 3 hours. 

Not to be a doom-sayer, but it might be too late in the short term. With his 2 illegitimate Supreme Court appointments, Trump has essentially f*cked over progressive gains for the foreseeable future. Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Roberts (look up his dissent) are just chomping at the bit to overturn Obergefell…

You know, it’s always the 5-6 dozen bad apples that ruin it for the other 2 people.

At least 34 airlines have grounded their MAXs as of this writing including China Southwestern Airlines and Norwegian Air.

Dude, sign your own damn doc!

He’s just being biblical.

When I was in HS, i wrestled at 195, and I can attest that our manager, a woman who might have just squeaked into 120, could have pinned anyone up to and including the 152's. Her dad was a private wrestling coach, and the only reason she was manager is that we didn’t have co-ed at the time.

“What color of person do I wish to see?

I’m with you, but Major Applewhite sounds like the stuffy British liaison officer in a WW II film. I’m still not entirely sure you didn’t just make that one up.

I would also like one of these heroines. Not for anything puerile, but there’s snow to be shoveled and I’m not getting any younger.

Wait a minute. I thought I saw the needle twitch. You might want to get that checked out. :)

“We’re open, and the only choice!”

I’m with it, but be aware of flak incoming from the Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

ilikebeer69

Old time Hockey!

The chance to get lung cancer(for males) is 0,06%. Now what does this news exactly tell us?