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The problem is, he promised to metaphorically run over the bosses’ dog, set fire to the place, etc. before he interviewed for the job, and he still got hired. About a quarter of tRump supporters indicated they thought he’d start a nuclear war. His supporters. The few tRump supporters who are now voicing surprise at

Normally when you apply for a job and tell them you don’t have any experience, you’ve ran a casino into the ground, declared bankruptcy 4 times, lost $900,000, haven’t paid federal taxes in almost 20 years,etc. they say thank you, next candidate.

The biggest issue, of course, is that if any of us tried to apply for a job in which we had absolutely ZERO relevant experience in the field, we’d be laughed out of the interview room. Actually, scratch that—we wouldn’t even get an interview in the first place. The hiring manager would simply scoff and toss our

Can someone just counter with Cheeto-elects own tweet that there were millions of illegal votes? I mean, IF YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME.

I guess he really isn’t “removing himself” from his businesses like he just told us two days ago, then.

Depends on the business. In Wall Street, those actions are managerial qualifications.

And why doesn’t it start the “constitutional crisis” Drumpf claimed would occur if Hillary won over her supposed conflicts of interest??? Where are the adults who care about the US in all of this?????

Can you impeach a president before he takes office? Seven weeks people, surely he can cause a bigger fuck-up than pissing off China!

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,

Trump seems to hire wildly inept lawyers. Like the guy who argued in court that spousal rape doesn’t exist, and needed to be corrected by the judge. That guy still works for Trump all these years later. The idea he hires “the best people” is hilarious.

I don’t know; a motion by Donald Trump citing a tweet as admissible legal evidence against voter fraud seems in keeping with his schtick

“I’m not a lawyer”

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I think my alltime fave is 2011. Not sure why, I didn’t particularly love the hits that year, but DJ Earworm’s mashup is so much fun:

Who is the only one with three songs in this?

If you like these, be sure and check out Best of Bootie, they release a great compilation of their favorite mash-ups from each year, culled from their top10 lists each month. 2016's should be due out soon.

Millennials are not named Crystal. That’s the name of someone born in the 70's. Try McKinley, or MacKenna or Peyton or Demy or something else that sounds like a surname but is spelled wrong.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

I’m in San Diego which I think might have one of the highest Somali refugee populations as well. The non profit I work for works with a large population of these families. They are people just like anyone else. They came here so their children would have a chance to thrive. They want the same things as most people: to

Meanwhile, a dude just outside of my town murdered his wife and two daughters then killed himself the other week.

Thank goodness he didn’t have access to a gun.