“self-radicalized.”

Note to self: It’s not “self-radicalization” when American white nationalists kill people. Only when the guy is a non-white Muslim. I think I understand now.

The sad truth is that all that matters is he is Somali and he killed people. Every single right winger will give that shitty, smug little smile and say, “I told you so,” and they will believe it with all their heart. This is literally one of the worst fucking things that could happen right now. This one person has…

I hate Jess like liver and even I thought those were excellent arms.

THANK YOU

Uh, Jess’s arms are the reason that immediately after finishing Gilmore Girls I went on to binge This Is Us. They asked him to loose some muscle for his character in that show and was like, “No.”

Truuuuuuuuuuth.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

I think Trump has a better chance of learning how to make macaroni and cheese than learning any of this stuff.

You know what the awful thing of the whole thing is? He wasn’t even running for president to be president. He just wanted to run so he could promote himself 24/7, while being a president, and leaving the actual presidenting to anyone else, and basically offered that job/work to Pence! It was part of the agreement to…

“... damn if this isn’t as terrible...”

The idea that Trump will put serious effort into being POTUS is a bad joke.

That’s not peanut butter....

Or he’ll just have the assholes he surrounds himself with (Bannon, Giuliani, Pence, Newt, Ailes) run shit while he golfs, tweets, and makes the occasional awful speech.

An extra star for “eating peanut butter out of a hooker’s asshole.” Thank you.

Hot Take DuJour: THIS MAN IS SO PROFOUNDLY STUPID.

Yep. Can’t make any more excuses.

Sorry, I got defensive! Signed, a fellow Ohioan who is very worried.

Those things you just stated as being real have BEEN real here for a very long time.

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