Sorry! Unintended.

So, I just had to take an at home STD test this month (my boyfriend cheated. I’m working myself through it), and waiting that week for my results was fucking terrifying. I’ve been in the relationship for ten years, and didn’t have that much sexual experience before it, I was a little more relaxed with safe sex and…

I wonder if it will have her old face.

I think the GOT death rule is that nobody’s dead until you see them die, and even not then. Light a candle for my ginger prince, tho. He needs to make those giant babies with Brienne!

When the US soldiers got ahold of the Nazis they referred to the pills as “panzer chocolat” which is an adorable way to talk about drugs.

Susinct. Accurate.

The only ones that are not exhausted by this administration seems to be this administration. I gotta get a hold of their uppers.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

Anybody else been staring at Bey’s belly button for far too long?

Today I felt like I breathed fresh air for the first time in nine months. My heart is soaring. I’m gonna get so blackout drunk when these fuckers are finally all indicted, it will probably put me in the hospital.

Can you write a story about how to stop being scared of the teens that wait for the bus at the end of my street? Every time I stop for the light, all 8 of them turn and sulkily stare me down. They intimidate the fuck out of me. I’m 28.

Yes, completely fine. She was a “fake-news” person too (except when I posited that the Barron Trump/Kathy Griffin story maaaaay not be exactly true, she blew up at that). It’s insane. I wouldn’t say these people are friends necessarily, but they’ve been on the perimeter of my friend group for about ten years. I would…

Can you share the link to the article? I’d like to read.

I know this doesn’t exactly apply to this story, but it’s been gnawing at me all weekend. I went to a friends house for an early fourth party and got roped into a political conversation with a conservative couple (friend of a friend type). It, of course, turned ugly very quickly. I wanted their honest thoughts on how…

Wow, it’s almost as if a guy who is a known sexual abuser doesn’t think women are his equals. Wow.

Controversial Opinion: Would let John Mayer take me to Pound Town.

Kamala 2020. I refuse to accept anything less.

Thank you, angel from heaven.

I am basing this off of nothing beyond the fact that Bella Thorne gives me Lindsay Lohan in 2007 vibes, but like...isn’t she a partier too? Someone who pays attention to 19 year old celebs clue me in.

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