Thank you! I hate the sanctimony that comes along with parenting these days.

A friend shared an article on this. I just commented and crazy lady responded.

I got in a long Facebook argument with a stranger over this (it was midnight and I couldn’t sleep, Facebook arguments are my ambien) who said DeVos didn’t do anything wrong because now FINALLY parents have a choice where they send their kids to school, like that’s not already a thing that is allowable. I explained…

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

I am having a hard time grappling with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” due process of law thing while simultaneously thinking “holy fuck this motherfucker is Scott Peterson levels of guilty.” The second thought gives me so much more glee.

Katy, Taylor, I’m here to remind you that you both are grown ass fucking adults.

Can we just skip the impeachment and annul this presidency? I’d say we could just abort it, but we’re in the second trimester, and Paul Ryan is going to make sure we carry it to term, even if it kills us.

So are we all systems go now? Oh...no? Like not at all? Nobody’s gonna do anything?? K.

I think Dan Scavino writes his tweets sometimes? When he can wrangle the phone out of trump’s tiny hands.

I had to read this like four times before I remembered Tiffany when you referenced two other mothers. In a normal world, we would NEVER stop talking about a president having three baby mamas.

My current favorites are the Cracked Podcast, My Favorite Murder, and Pod Save America

My very best friend in the world and I broke up with each other about six years ago. She was toxic and manipulative and a compulsive liar and cheater on her boyfriends, which caused me endless amounts of anxiety as she was always roping me into her lies. I used to get upset because she still hangs out with our former…

I don’t have a relationship with my mom. My parents divorced when I was five and I was raised by my dad. My mom really has shown little interest in me throughout my whole life but wants to be around for the “Facebook moments” (graduations, weddings, babies). She gets no acknowledgement from me on Mother’s Day (or any…

The fake media is actually working for comp time since the Trump Administration removed the overtime protections.

I mean...fine? That’s fine. Do whatever you want, Dwayne. I honestly don’t have the energy to care anymore.

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of how often twitter investigators are right about these things but Claude Taylor (@truefactsstated) has been saying this for a while. I take those tweets with rather large grains of salt, because I mostly read them so that I can keep my sanity and hope that someone is doing…

Omg look at that beautiful little peanut! I just wanted to share that I was born at 27 weeks in 1989. The doctor told my parents they needed to name me “so they had something to put on my tombstone.” I grew up to be just fine (although nearsighted and bad at math). Thoughts are with your sweet little one! Keep…

Rejoicing the death sentence of the thousands who will die without healthcare coverage is appalling. The passage of the ACA WAS something to celebrate.

DO IT!!!!

God I wish I could have. I had to get back to Ohio tonight otherwise I would have done some GOP snooping on the hill.