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I am planning on pouring my money and time into each democratic challenger in 2018. I was asleep before but I am so woke now.

Typing on my phone!

There were definitely people out there at 2:30-3:00ish. A lot of them. They probably weren’t the big dogs.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

I’m way late to this post but I just wanted to share because I was in DC today out of all the days (I live in Ohio). I passed by ththe Capitol building right after the vote and staffers were pouring out. Republican staffers looked like they were having a goddamn party. They were laughing and high fiving and

Word of advice! Do just one for the first time. I didn’t do it for a while because I watched someone overdo it and thought they were dying. One edible made me feel the most relaxed and carefree I’ve been in a long time and I wasn’t panicy or out of control.

I went to Denver last month for a work conference and did an edible for the first time (it was 4/20 YOLO). I’m fucking hooked. I can’t wait for weed to be legal in my state, I’m never drinking again.

Rich Instagram kids do Lord of the Flies? Excuse me while I clear my ENTIRE schedule to tune in.

The mid-2000's were a weird time. The empowerment movement of the 90's had faded, and we weren’t quite there with the current conversation around feminism. I remember being perfectly fine with dressing up as a slutty secretary. Now, I’d be like “No, I’M the CEO. YOU WEAR THE SLUTTY OUTFIT AND THE READING GLASSES, FRAT

North East Ohio’s hot sauce. It’s basically spicy rice served in chicken places, especially in Barberton.

I remember seeing a picture someone willingly posted of a girl going down on her at a CEO’s and Office Hoes party in 2006. It literally stayed up for a week because Facebook didn’t have a reporting feature back then.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

I will paraphrase Billy Madison when I say “I got a feeling your whole family is going down.”

This is so fucking needless and cruel. What is the gain in this? So O’Reilly and Ailes can continue harassing their employees in perpetuity? I was sexually harassed at one of my jobs when I was young and it destroyed my sense of self worth. I never did anything about it besides quit because I felt I had no power. I

He is so fucking obsessed with Hillary I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a secret diary where he practices writing “Mr. Donald Rodham Clinton.”

Every time I see a picture of Jared Kushner, I momentarily forget he is married to a woman.

Calling Going To Bed Early winning it all because going to bed at 9 pm is essentially heroin for me.

This is difficult for me to even type, but I am seriously considering ending my 9 year relationship with my boyfriend. We have been together since I was 18, and I can no longer tell if we’re together because we love each other and are commited, or if we just don’t know any better and we’re just going through the

Yes I would. Then I would patter downstairs and Tim Kaine would make me tea and play me harmonica.

I worked for a minor league baseball team one summer in college as a member of the promo crew (throw T-shirts, organize the hot dog race, pick kids out of the stands for goofy games). On my first day, I was selected to help throw T-shirts to the crowd from a field truck. We’re in the garage under the stadium to pull