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Gwake. It’s Gwake.

One of them is white and the other is black so I thought they were two different dudes at first, but I guess I can see it now that you point it out.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I can no longer keep this shit straight without a diagram.

I’ll show you all.

wow, so funny what a shared-experience going to see Superbad was. I also went with a huge group of friends, who all loved it and brought the house down laughing. I didn’t though, which felt very weird.

Whatever it is, I’m sure it will be 13 minutes long because Justin Timberlake likes nothing more than hearing Justin Timberlake sing (and I say this as a huge fan)

His single “His single is dropping” is dropping?

a song? A SONG? anything short of a visual album leaves me cold. #lemonade

He won't have this bitch "neck'ed by the enda this song."

I doubt it’ll be as good as Pony, so I’m good.

But he clearly worked very hard on this song. He shouldn’t be so quick to walk away.

Psh, you think that’s weird? I’m about four years older than you are and I haven’t seen any of his movies. He’s had no impact on my pop-cultural life compared to the large impact he’s had on yours, and all that separates us is four years.

yah it came out between my freshman and sophomore years of college. its very close to my heart.

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, I give you Unfrozen Caveman Jesus:

I don’t want this baby, but is Karate Kid 2 still under new releases

McLovin and I went to high school together, and we even shared the same theater classes (he was a year below me). It was crazy seeing him on a huge billboard when the movie came out!!

Oh, we’re the same age.

FML this makes me feel old

Be kind. Rewind.