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Yeah, it's kinda weird, but if it saves lives I'm all for them ;)

I mentioned this on Gawker’s article yesterday but check out Project Cuddle. They are an amazing non-profit. This is part of their mission statement:

Drop off five on time and get $5.00 off any Pepsi products at participating Pizza Huts!

I mean, it’s the least we can do if we’re going to outlaw abortions and provide little to no support for pregnant women and mothers of small children. Seriously. This is actually the LEAST we can do. But it’s a mile better than babies being left in dumpsters.

There’s some very sketchy stuff vis-a-vis the whole “let’s get these girls drunk so they’ll fuck us” plotline

“Fuck, getting older is weird.” <—- Oh just wait another 20 years. It becomes horrifying.

I sure hope the alarm technology on these things never, ever fails.

I felt the same way the last time I watched Bring It On. It wasn’t maliciously homophobic, but they made more than one gay joke that I WASN’T comfortable with.

Knocked Up was also out that year, at the beginning of June? Probably that one.

And yet, Superbad is still the best thing he’s done.

you know how i know youre gay? you like coldplay.

I remember being around 10 years old and seeing Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure for the first time and thinking the scene where Bill finds out Ted isn’t dead, they hug and then both say “fag” at the same time was the funniest thing ever. My parents quickly disabused me of that notion the first time I tried that word

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This scene from the 40 Year Old Virgin was SO uncomfortable to me. I was laughing and hating myself for laughing. And trying to justify it— “no they’re actually comfortable with their masculinity and that’s why they can joke about it, and clearly they have no problem with someone actually being gay...” But really, it

Holy shit- your username is EVERYTHING. Singing the theme song to that sketch in my head now.

Same here...context.

shrug-nod.

Seth Woken

I’m there!

WHAT

I will only listen if the track list is something like this: