a sex nap

Let’s not forget the completely disgusted girls behind him who were covered in the splashback blood flying off his face at 60 mph. They were the true heroes that day.

WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS SO VIVIDLY AND SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE THIS EVENT AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR

I keep tweezers in my car bc you see so much more in outdoor lighting. So if you’re sitting in gridlock around 730 a.m. on 288, you may see me plucking my chin hairs. I also shave regularly.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

So, like, I understand that this dirt bag is full of words that are actual words, but I remain unable to make meaning out of any of this.

Someone - NOT ME - reposted it here:

that’s adorbs *starry eyes*...

A friend of mine made that Rebel Grrl video of Clinton that was going around for a while - it was made by a dude and his wife who honestly didn’t think it would blow up the way it did, thus the music use without permission, etc. - anyway, they put that scene of him talking about meeting her and forgetting his name. I…

I hope you don’t mind I shared your awesome story on Twitter (@maxthegirl) and it’s blowin’ up. (Well, 4 RTs and 5 likes, but the day is young.)

My dad hates Hillary Clinton, but as a journalist he shook her hand once and she definitely has some warm star quality power, according to him.

I created an account so that I could reply to your story. I have a close family member that currently is pretty high up in the State Department. This person has meet Hilary many, many times in meetings and at several important functions. Overall, everything I have ever heard from this family member, every story about…

A family friend lives in Chappaqua, where the Clintons live in New York. She told us how her friend was shopping at the local grocery store when Bill came in to do some shopping, and she shook his hand, and was so emotionally worked up over it that she crashed her brand-new car into a pole on the way out of the…

Here we go again.

“I got this everyone”

Prompt: The Trudeau’s and Obamas totally swing together.

I can’t recall a first couple that I’m still so into. Seriously, I’d do either one of them (or both) given half a chance.

Hot take: That baby, like many other babies, is cute. Once the baby becomes not a baby, his cuteness will likely diminish over time.

That photo of Trudeau and Obama... Could someone be so kind as to direct me to the nearest Trubama slash fic? Thanks!

Those are two beautiful couples; good looking, accomplished, polished. This morning I saw the pictures of the gir...young ladies and got weepy. I can’t even imagine the level of pride that the Obamas feel...but it is soooooo well deserved.