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Yeah I mean.. this is pretty much it. What else is there to say?

About 20 volunteers in about 45 minutes repainted the building yesterday at 4:45- not just covering the graffiti but touching up the rest of the building. A local business owner has paid for a professional team to come out today and perfect the paint job. If you’re upset, let your politicians know. I received a

Awesome, I always wonder how many of us are lurking on here. It is at St James Tavern in the Italian Village from 6-8pm. Your$5 donation will go toward PP or a similar organization and get you a free drink!

This was all over my Facebook feed last night. Almost as soon as this broke lots of people were clamoring to help clean it up. As far as I know, some amazing guy (not affiliated with PP) has paid for the services of a graffiti removal company to take care of whatever the volunteers can’t. We have a really great

Ah, brings back memories of my college days traversing the powder in France. The skiing was bad either.

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Thank you for introducing me to Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. I’m an assistant in a personal injury law firm and this just made my morning.

I don’t know if you're being serious or not (it's hard to tell with all the Hillary hate around here) but if you are then I join you in the I-can't-wait crowd. I'm so damn excited.

All I know is you fell into some ice and got thawed out by our scientists and our modern world frightens and confuses you. The honking horns of our traffic makes you want to get out of your BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.

I actually work as a paralegal in an office where NOBODY neither casually, nor even at all, references Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. It is a great tragedy.

But...it’s in your theme song!

Sir, your username.

in february i took to twitter to complain about:

hahahaha i thought it was the for maybe the first 8 years after this song was released so dont feel bad

Fo’ I put this pussy on your mustache
Can you AFFORD ME, my niggaz breadwinners, never corny

Our consensus is that it kind of sucks but none of us care.

It’s funny, because my girlfriend was about 4 during the last season of Full House, so she juuuuuuust barely missed it, and she just could not understand why anyone would like the show. I was very unimpressed with the first episode (a few jokes aside, especially the Michelle joke), but I thought the second one was

I’m a cishet man, and even I’m turning to my wife like “they really should have framed that shot a little higher, because her boobs are SUPER DISTRACTING.”

Is that what was going on with Jodie’s chest? I forget boob jobs exist sometimes because I am laughably naive, but hers were, er. Noticeable.