Superbad came out the week I graduated high school, so it holds a soft spot for me (half of my class went to see it after graduation practice and we were so inspired by the movie, we all went to someone’s house and got teenaged drunk on shitty beer at 5 pm on a Thursday. One of my favorite memories). Yeah, some parts…

Hi, now might be a good time to remind people that children are most likely to be victimized by a person they know well, not a stranger in a bathroom who's just trying to empty their bladder.

I literally just realized that was a thing women were told to do. I grew up with my great grandmothers alive on both sides and each always had a big bottle of baby powder (which I guess I always just assumed was used as body deodorant). Now I’m realizing they were told to put baby powder INSIDE their vaginas as to not…

Wait. Are you telling me that our grandmothers were told to put powder IN their vaginas?????!!!

I use gel deodorant for my thigh fires...which contains aluminum and will probably kill me as well. I guess I just assume I'm going to get whatever cancer comes my way eventually so (shrug emoticon).

I’ve used baby powder as dry shampoo for...oh, let’s see...ten? Twelve years now (dry shampoo spray leaves my hair sticky). Should I not be doing this? Science and medical side of Jezebel please weigh in. Also, provide me with alternatives if you have them (and no I refuse to actually just wash my hair. So much work).

Nothing else to add except, stay woke, bae.

I am making it my beeswax to tune into this.

Anne Hathaway is basically that sweet, nerdy girl who grew up next to all of us. She’s way nice and has no bad intentions, but she just never “gets it.”

That gutted me too. There’s a line in partition too that always bothered me (“I just want to be the girl you like, the kind of girl you like”). Jay really does hold this power over her. I think I can understand it—I've been with my guy since I was 18 (I'm 26 now) and our lives are so intertwined with one another, I…

Here’s how we did it:

I am unashamed that I am definitely buying tickets for this. My friends and I are unabashedly in love with all of the songs of this era and will always support our C-list radio faves. We even did a bracket style drinking game to determine the best song of the era. All or Nothing won. We were very drunk.

Rachel Roy all but confirmed its her in an Instagram post last night.

I can’t be entirely sure of this, but I think I have Prince to thank for being born. I have a sneaking suspicion that my parents fucked to the Lovesexy album as the timing matches up of when it came out. I’m sure a lot of late 80's children are like 15% Prince’s children.

I honestly think this experience prepared me for childbirth. The pain, the consistent bowel contractions, lots of breathing and thinking you're going to die.

Actual reenactment of my experience.

None of the Kardashian-Disick children are listed; ranking deemed statistically invalid.

I'm sad that I know the story was pumpkin seeds and not sunflower seeds.

I’m not a regular pooper. I go maybe 2-3 times a week, and it’s not uncommon for me to go a week without taking a shit. I’ve been to the doctor, they say it’s fine but to keep track of how often I go. So for the past 4 years or so, I’ve kept track of my pooping. Maybe a year and a half ago, my boyfriend went to Vegas…

I’m not Italian, but I am also a hairy woman who keeps tweezers in her car. It’s the best way to pluck an otherwise unnoticed upper lip hair.