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My dad is a young dad and my one sister who looks nothing like him (he’s light skinned with dark hair and eyes, she has olive skin with blonde hair and light eyes) always gets mistaken for his wife. She’s 28 and he’s 50, so I guess some people think that’s an acceptable age difference? It’s happened more than once

Whew! Calm down you internet celebrity! (Meant with the utmost sincerity. I got 15 likes on a tweet the other day, and I was all “this is crazy, should I get an agent?”)

You’re doing the lord’s work *prayer hands emoji*

That's where I first saw it! So sad that video had to be wiped from the Internet. I think I spent a week watching it on repeat. Thanks to your friends for being awesome and making it!

Have you ever heard the story of how Bill and Hillary met? Apparently they were making eyes at one another in a law library, so she marched up to him and said “if you’re going to keep looking at me and I’m going to keep looking at you, we ought to know one another. I’m Hillary Rodham.” His response? “I forgot my own

I'm American, so the trudeaus are the only Canadian first couple I've ever even paid attention to. They definitely still have the hots for one another.

I can't recall a first couple who are so obviously still into each other.

Off to read some fanfic about their after hours foursome in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Asshole man transitions into asshole woman.

Adam Levine, human version of a White leather couch gets me every time.

My dad used bay leaves in all of his cooking. Every once in a while you would pull a slimy bay leaf out of your mouth during dinner. This usually meant that you “won” dinner, the table would cheer, and you would be exempt from dish duty as a reparation for having to chew on the bay leaf. I don't know, my family is

Thanks for the quick reply! I'm adding my email to the events list. I usually work til about 7, so I'm going to try my hardest to duck out of here as soon as possible. Great to know there are awesome advocates in my home town!

Hi, fellow Columbus Ohioan here! I’d love to attend the event tonight; can you let me know more details?

I can’t stop watching those Cuba videos. He looks like he’s the kind of drunk friend you want to be around: silly, fun, and just enough of an idiot to keep the party going. Go on with your bad self, Cuba.

I think I read that book in the 9th grade one summer when I was bored and there was nothing to do in my tiny little town. I’m STILL affected by it like 13 years later (especially the father-daughter incest part). Getting the shivers just thinking about it.

We must be the same age because I, too, remember all the NCLB tests to be the MOST IMPORTANT TESTS OF YOUR LIFE. The elementary and middle school tests were largely meaningless, but my state actually used the high school ones as a graduation requirement. I think you got maybe 3 tries to pass all the sections. A friend

Totes serious! I honesty love all of her, and I am excited about the prospect of her leadership.

I’m a maddam. You think cause I'm a lawyer, I'm a man?! Sexist!

God, I can't wait for her to be our president.

My great grandmother was the tiniest, toughest southern lady you would ever meet in your lifetime. Her two favorite things were cooking a thanksgiving like feast for her whole family every Sunday while refusing to eat any of it and reading the national enquirer. 15 of my family members would fight each other for a