Reindeer Games.

It was more like the fun of all of my friends participating in something and having equal levels of enthusiasm for something so dumb.

Full disclosure, I only realized JUST THIS YEAR that J.Lo was saying “R-U-L-E” NOT “Are you elly?” (as in elligible). GOD, I AM SO DUMB.

I spent my childhood watching SNL reruns from the 80's and early 90's. The day Phil Hartman died is probably the day my childhood innocence left me.

There is a homosexual kiss, but it's played for laughs.

Haha, no, late twenties, so we were prime age for this in the TGIF line up in the 90's.

I spent all of my Friday night watching this sitting in my pajamas and group texting all of my late twenties friends who were also doing the same. Our consensus is that it kind of sucks but none of us care. They definitely know their audience and have a lot of little *winks* to the camera throughout.

You know, those two!

Her?

Literally knew nothing about politics at that time (I was 3), but I goddamned loved it when All That would do their Ross Perot spoof a few years later. He really did speak to the children.

I have so much cute aggression going on right now. I actually want to bite his chubby wubby cheekers (don't worry, parents, I won't actually do that to your equally chubby cheeked babies).

I’m coming up on my 8 year anniversary with my boyfriend (thanks, first date on Leap Day!), and I vehemently in the “PLEASE never tell me, never let me find out, let me live my life ignorantly in bliss” camp. We have a very happy life that we’ve built together, and I know I’m not forgiving enough to get over even a…

I'll just repeat those simple, but comforting, words: I'm sorry this happened to you.

Ha, I knew I’d find someone in the central Ohio region. I also like Jack FM for their lack of DJ’s and pretty good rotation of songs from yesteryear. I do actually know Kelsey Webb, and she’s a pretty normal human being, I’m sure it sucks for her to have to be in on those dumb gags, but those bills have to be paid, I…

Literally just learned this week that Rand Paul is the son of Ron Paul. Prior to this knowledge: hard pass. Now? I'd entertain it.

You can come to my house! I have blanket baskets in every room because I have a complete inability to not purchase a soft and fuzzy blanket every time I come across it. I have access to Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime, so my streaming game is mad strong. I also make pretty good nachos and have two dogs who are great…

I want to cry out in joy, I need this so badly. I’m in my late twenties and I have don’t have one female friend that’s just my OWN that lives in my city. Oh, I have work acquaintances, and my sister-in-law, and my boyfriend’s friends’ wives and girlfriends, yes, but no one that is just MY friend. My one very best…

Not since Farrah Abraham’s Backdoor Teen Mom has a celebrity’s asshole gotten so much press.

Your mom sounds so much like my sister. It’s so hard because my sister is equally defensive and cripplingly embarrassed about her disabilities (for example, she actually completed a course in high school for comsotology. She was very talented, and passed the practical exam fine. She could not, however, pass the…

For me? Getting the seller to move out of the goddamned house. I purchased my first home in 2012, and honestly the whole process was pretty painless. Until we got a week out from closing, and I got a call from my realtor saying that the sellers home that they purchased was in short sale and it fell through and could…