I mean, maybe it’s because I’m woefully ignorant of military and anything having to do with it, but I DO NOT understand his explaination of the DUSTWUN. “I thought the leadership was bad,and this would bring attention to it.” Huh? Why would you do that? Or think that’s a good idea? Roam the desert in Afghanistan to…

She’s SO delighted to say “hey, yep, me chatting with the Taliban, NBD!” It was great and my favorite line to come out of Serial since “Mail Kimp.”

My friends and I have a theory that two attractive people can’t have an attractive child. Too many unique/strong features come together and look weird. The exception to this, obviously, are the Jolie-Pitts, who are all so beautiful we cannot stare directly at them, like the sun.

Some other ones I always have are:

I regularly have dreams that reference other dreams I’ve had in the past (but like MONTHS before), so I have an especially hard time separating dreams from reality. Ex: I used to have dreams where I was driving my car from the backseat and once had a horrific crash into a bridge underpass. A few months later I’m…

Yeah, you shouldn’t ask a teenaged girl why she was sweaty and red faced in your class if you don’t want to hear about her thinking about you banging her.

Yeah, I'm thankful it happened like a week and a half away from when I graduated high school or else we both would have endured a long year of awkwardness.

He was very young (maybe his second year teaching, so maybe 24?) and I was 18, so he got way red and flustered and said something along the lines of “you didn’t need to tell me that.” I think he was worried that someone would overhear and think we were fucking on the side or something.

He got way flustered and said “you didn’t need to tell me that.”

I've had a fair amount of dreams where I've had a penis. Very happy with my womanhood, so I'm not sure what it's meaning is.

Been there. Dad...and my one weird cousin. 😫😫

I’ve had my share of weird sex dreams (one memorable one where my partner and I decide to switch genitals), but the worst part of all of them is that sometimes I have dreams where I forget that all these men I’ve slept with are just figments of my imagination, and someone threatens to tell my boyfriend what a cheating…

Oh, shit. I hope that child gets the help and support they need.

Any one else have a dad who use to crush up their pills and serve them in jelly like mine did when I was a kid (or...a 14 year old) who couldn’t swallow pills? Oh, just me? K.

I gotta say thanks to my dad for being kind of poor and making me do it all on my own. I paid for my own college, transportation, incidentals, etc. I was the only one out of my peer group whose parents weren’t funding their education. I was also the only one who graduated early, got a full time job 3 weeks after…

Walmart’s work out stuff is surpassingly good, and stylish if you can get your hands on it when it’s first released (my Walmart tends to get picked over pretty quickly).

Best sitting around lounge clothes: Target’s Gilligan & O’Malley pj’s line. SO SOFT.

Oh, come ON. My statement was clearly complimentary. She looks great, end of sentence.

For all her “but, I’m a fat comedian!” Amy Schumer has a great bod. *side eyes her no cellulite thighs*

Anybody else here never have the problem of sleeping through an alarm because their internal clock trains their body to get up at their usual time? I haven't slept straight past 7 am since 2009.