I once had to get one of those Sky Flyer dolls cut out of my hair. I feel your stuggle, youths of today.

Thought I was the only one who did this.

My sisters and I choreagraphed a dance routine to Digital Get Down that we STILL do every time we hear it. We are all in our late-twenties and two of them are mothers. No shame.

No Strings Attached was my very first Amazon purchase. I pre-ordered it and paid like 11 dollars for priority shipping so I had I could be the first one to have it when I got on the bus for middle school that morning.

I think Cracked has done some horrifying articles where they make disgusting jelly loafs from 40’s and 50’s cookbooks. So much mayonnaise, so much gelatin, and so much weird meats. Grandma, why you gotta be so gross?

“I’m like hey what’s up hello can we get paid maternity leave for my baby mama because her right to be a parent but have a successful career is a right that should be afforded to all Americans.”

Haha, I thought I was the only one who tries to save aimless stories by the “and then I found five dollars” addition. I up it to 20 when I feel I've totally ventured off course

I know from listening to Undisclosed that the Innocence Project was working on getting those pieces of evidence tested, but unfortunately, the legal system is pretty slow, so it could take a long time to get a post-conviction review heard in order to test the items found at the scene.

I am so on team “Jen is sketchy as FUCK.”

I remember there was a post a long time ago about how old you were when a man first made you feel uncomfortable. I think it stemmed from Tina Fey’s Bossypants where she talks to women about the same topic. Almost all of the answers were pre-pubescent age. That is all kinds of fucked up.

Right? Do all the creepy kids get pulled out of class in the 6th grade and get taught that the shoulder rub is an acceptable come on?

Angela Merkel is all of us.

Good dads are awesome (and mine is especially great...he raised 5 children all by himself!). I wish I would have been up front with him about it in the first place (kind of awkward to tell your dad that you heard your boss tell someone else he wanted to fuck you sideways).

Oof—sorry about all the typos, people. Typed this on my cell phone, and just re-read it. But, I should be excused because I AM just a frozen caveman...your world frightens and confuses me.

I was 16, it was my first job, and I was an eternal goody two shoes. I thought telling him off would get me fired or at least make for a weird working environment (more weird than it was). I would just feign hearing loss when comments would be made and hoped me would eventually take the hint. I wish I would have stood…

I had to leave my very first job at a pizza shop when I was 16 due to the 28-year old manager sexually harassing me. It started off as nothing—putting me on the prep shift when it was just me and him at 10 am before opening, joking around, being friendly. Then, he would do that creepy shoulder rub thah only dudes of…

UGHHHHH, NOT MILLIHELEN. Fuck EVERYTHING right now.

Ah! I'm honestly horrified reading that. This is why we need legal access to health care! Young women under extreme levels of stress and fear do dumb, horrible things to their bodies.

Yeah, I know of someone who keeps Pennyroyal around the house. “Just in case.”

I remember girls in college having all kinds of tips and tricks to “induce your period” (i.e. early abortion) if they thought they may have been pregnant. I never knew anyone to be actually confirmed pregnant aborting their pregnancies, but I remember girls taking a week’s worth of birth control pills, a shit ton of…