Exactly. The photogs were going to get their shot regardless. A quick, thanks, that's great! And pose would have sufficed.

It’s a part of the assistant’s job to adjust gowns for photos. Happens all the time.

I feel like there could have been a nicer way for Beyoncé to get the assistant’s attention without admonishing a full grown adult as if she were a small child.

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Weirdly enough, this is a running joke between me and my dad. She was actually at a charity event and flashed her butt. “Pulling a Paige Davis” is basically doing something dumb right after something good in your life happens.

Does anyone remember the bizarre room that was painted in various purple stripes and diamonds with hand statues on the fireplace? I also think there was an end table made out of a garage can lid. I’ve remembered that episode vividly for the past 15 years or so and have periodically googled it to see if it’s on the…

I will be 100 years old on my death bed before I forget the wedding story theme song.

Yeah, I got asked at an assembly. In front of the whole school. I was happy to go with him but having the entire school look at me was mortifying.

I got asked to prom at a school assembly. In front of every single person in school. I was so mortified.

I honestly wish I knew what any of the idiots I hung out with we're up to (I did an online purge of all of them and never looked back). I do know that it took my ex 6 years to finish an undergraduate degree.

No shame in that game.

That sounds so satisfying.

No way this person is smart enough to read Jezebel.

Basically the furniture of equivalent of a douchebag.

Whaatttt?!! Girl, we should start a club.

And, a same to you!

I lost my virginity to a Sigma Chi who was the human version of a white leather couch. I was very young and very dumb, but I smartened up a few weeks later and dumped him in front of all his frat brothers at a huge party. It was an amazing moment in my life and I don’t regret it for a second.

I’m actually a “Just Katie” so yes, I go by Katie. Always wished I was a Katherine though.

I was born in the late 80’s where there were a slew of Caitlin, Katie, Katherine, Kathleen’s who all went by Katie (Catie), which was endlessly frustrating to me because my full name is Katie. I was never in a class with less than 3 other “Katies.” In order to set myself apart, I decided to go by Kat in the 1st grade.…

Never forget that Ginuwine dedicated “Pony” to L’il Sebastian, which automatically makes it one of the greatest songs of the past 100 years.