I was in 7th grade too—my birthday is may 1989. I honestly don't think Taylor remembers things correctly. Probably a byproduct of having too many life experiences.

I had the same thought! I was in the 7th grade but my birthday is in May 1989, so a little young for my grade. She should definitely be in 6th grade. Also, this isn’t the first time she’s messed up (ie downloading College Dropout when she was 12, even though it came out in 2004-2005). I think Taylor Swift is a fembot…

I’m hovering around 130 as a 5’1 lady and have been feeling insecure about it for about a year. I’ve been under 100 as an adult, so it’s nice to hear that my little extra cushion isn’t offensive to anyone else's eyes.

He’s not really that smelly! So the sound is the most bothersome to me.

Well, lady, I am here to help you fart freely (and silently): Basically do a kegel with your anus (tighten and pull up), and let simultaneously bear down and slowly let the gas escape. You probably have to go through a couple iterations of this to get all of it, but it basically works.

From what I’ve learned from being in a relationship with a man that farts probably 10,000x more than the average human being, men were not taught how to make their farts silent. I understand we’re humans and gasses emit out of our bodies, but for the love of god, just make it silent. So, I asked my boyfriend if he…

I was your classic binge drinker in late high school-college. My dad had a healthy relationship with alcohol, but I definitely had to hide my drunken antics from him.

When I was in high school, I worked in a pizza place. One winter, they decided to add ribs to their menu and they were so fucking popular, we sold out every single weekend night. I was working on Superbowl Sunday one year, and we were crazy busy (as you are); I was responsible for pulling, cutting, and boxing items…

It’s a little Olsen twin-ish, isn’t it? I think she’s been dressing/styling herself younger these days than she has in the past years. I liked her pixie cut, but it did age her in a Robin Wright kind of way. The extensions and less makeup are really more age appropriate.

Ugh, yeah. I got lice...twice..as a kid. I grew up a little poor (but respectable!) and it was easily spread between the four children in my family. It didn’t do much to help our “dirty poor kid” reputation, even though we lived in a very clean house and all bathed every day.

Yes, I fully support this Double Creature Feature.

No, I think we’re all doing a better job. I remember my aunt trying to teach me makeup back in the late 90’s (who had probably learned about makeup herself back in the 70’s), and taking that little baby brush that came with blush compacts and swiping that right on the tops of her cheeks. Just a line of rouge.

100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).

I was in London with my family when this happened. As an American who is used to violence, it was fucking scary.

Meaning, he can’t even manage to kill himself when he is pointing a gun at his own body, but managed to kill two others this morning.

Where was that inaccuracy six fucking hours ago?

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Source?

Tears are streaming down my face right now. I can’t watch the video and I won’t. Their poor families.

I watched the video prior to hearing that Allison and Adam had died. I can’t stop thinking about how horrified I am to have seen that woman’s final moments, and even more horrified that literally nothing will be done to stop future gun violence.