I used to live in Dublin, and I despised it. I couldn’t even go to effing Target without encountering an uptight entitled mom bitching at a poor employee about whatever-the-fuck was their problem du juor. I live in Hilliard now which tends to be a little more down to Earth in their mix of people...No water polo team…

I’m assuming that you are either talking about New Albany or Upper Arlington, and yes, accurate. I have a friend (probably the one you’re referring to!) who has 3 daughters, and I am sure an eating disorder. She is OBSESSED with everyone else’s eating habits, and the trait has been passed down to her daughters,…

I think we’ve reached peak contouring. Can everyone just go back to whatever the hell we were doing in 2013?

Hey fellow Columbus, Ohioan! I lived in a townhome in Dublin for about a year prior to buying my house. It was mostly white, HOWEVER, it was literally the worst group of people in existence all living in one area (minus me, obviously). The cops regularly showed up due to our neighbors domestic violence disputes,…

I was just having a conversation with someone about how I was way into Ryan Reynolds for a long time, but since his marrying Blake Lively I am just 100% turned off. Probably because I find her insufferable, and now he’s insufferable by association.

My response was just to the general sentiment of the card, not you.

Ergh, BARF.

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WHY DOES THIS PICTURE LOOK LIKE THAT ONE PICTURE THAT MICHAEL SCOTT PHOTOSHOPPED OF THE WHOLE OFFICE?

Yep, exact same thing.

Saw it last night with one of my girlfriends. I loved how they were like “You know all that boring plot shit we had to do in the first movie? Yeah, fuck all of that. We’re just here to dance.”

ARE YOU ME?!?!?! I spent SO LONG working really shitty low-paying jobs, and I have just in the recent past (last 5 years or so) had enough money where saving it seemed like a real solution. I’m trying to save around $20,000 for absolutely nothing. No wedding. No vacation. Just to have $20K in the bank. I’m about…

·I used to have a boss who would do a whisper sneak attack on me daily. I think he thought he was being easy-going and unobtrusive by constantly arriving out of nowhere inches from my back and hushing “hey, do you have a minute?” Had he not been fired a few months later, I would have probably had an early death due to…

She is a very nice person, so yeah, that made me feel very icky about the whole thing. They went on to get married and have a few kids, so I think they’re happy (at least Facebook happy, you know).

Yeah, it’s weird as fuck, right? All of my nephews are close in age (ages 4, 3, 1, 6 months, and another will be born in October), so they enjoy having their little “mommy-clique.”

Can I reply as a by-stander? I once went to a destination wedding in Mexico, where two guests (guy was engaged to a doctor who at the last minute could not make the trip, girl was in a marriage that was in the middle of falling apart, and her husband chose not to attend the wedding), very obviously left the wedding…

In defense of my family, who are truly very lovely people, the only members I seem to be given a hard time for my life choices by are my two sisters and sister-in-law. My theory is that they all had their children young (23-26) and are realizing that motherhood may not be all it’s cracked up to be and need to justify…

It’s so fun to go into town! Even if it is only for an hour.

In my family if you don’t get married and have a kid by the time you’re 30 WELL THEN HAVE FUN DYING ALONE YOU DISGUSTING SPINSTER.

“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”