Ha, your parents sound like my dad, who raised 5 kids mostly by himself after two failed marriages to awful women. When I got old enough to realize what an incredible burden that was on my fairly young dad, he replied “I’d have 100 kids if it didn’t require a woman!”

CINDY!!! (Tovah, now.) Her storyline FLOORED me, real tears falling down my face. It was the only time in my life that I’ve had an emotional connection to religion.

Just got back from a family vacation with my two sisters and sister-in-law whom have given me 4 nephews (and a 5th on the way). As the only reproductive-aged female in the group without a child, I got to spend the whole week fielding inquiries and requests like:

NO. No. Stop. Nope. No. No. No. No.

My friends and I had the best trick for getting the permanent market “X’s” off your hand. Little spurt of hairspray and rub the hair tie that was probably already on your wrist over it. The whole thing was off in 3 seconds and no tell-tale faded X. I’m 26 now, so those days are long behind me. I have gotten sloppy…

I use the same methods for hiding tampons that I do for hiding Snickers bars because I’m not sharing that shit with nobody.

Jack Nicholson now....or 1974?

AH, I hate it when I arrive too soon to a “Pop The Question” to read the responses.

I got that Real Chemistry Peel in my Birchbox about six months ago. It’s the only product that I’ve immediately purchased a full size in the 4 years I’ve been a subscriber. Nothing more satisfying than wiping off your own dead skin.

So I had zero idea that they were actually a couple (or fuck buddies or whatever) despite being a HUGE Office fan since I was 15. I thought they were just super good friends who cared and respected each other immensely. My first thought was “Yay! A book about the friendship between a man and a woman who have no…

I think we were at the same party in 2008.

I HATE shopping, so this is a goddamn dream for me. I don’t think I would even want the entourage with me, but I’m glad to know that they corral all the expectations that the experience is going to be an episode of “SYTTD”

I personally loathe the garter/bouquet toss because Ugh, and I would NEVER do it at my own wedding. However, my brother-in-law DJ’s weddings, and he says it is a lifesaver to boring weddings. Gives everyone a reason to get up and moving, so there’s that.

Black Pixie Pants, flats, and a $4 Old Navy Sweater is my uniform (and everything I’m currently wearing). Yeah, they’re doing good stuff over there.

I watched that episode. It was disgusting.

I want to live in whatever universe Nancy Meyers lives in. All white sweaters and impeccably decorated homes and big comfy beds. I want it. I do.

Well, I don’t blame you. Who can be bothered to put in a SECOND VHS?

“The DaVinci Fart” almost made me suffocate from laughter.

I had a solid month of what you’re describing, and then on-and-off for a 2-3 months after. Yeah, it’s not great, but I now have a period once every three months, and it’s really only one day. Try your best to stick it out. It’s changed my life, really.

Have you considered the IUD? The pill made my vagina a literal sad face all the time so I switched. Was a back to being a horned up teenager those first blissful weeks.