Oh, no. Did someone really say that to you? I want to give you a hug so hard!

I'm having a flashback of a really dorky kid I went to high school with who suddenly discovered we had a mall in the next town. He showed up for the first day of school head to toe in expensive clothes thinking it would change him. He was still painfully dorky.

This sounds a little bit like my boyfriend's parents but they've only (lol) been married for 30 years. They despise each other. But, neither of them are strong enough people to just suck it up and leave the other, so they are destined to be in misery for the rest of their days.

Can your Memaw be all of our collective feminist grandmother? Mine is has been wearing me a little thin lately constantly asking when I'm going to get married and bear her great-grandchildren, so I'd like to trade in for a little bit.

Honestly, divorce sucks and I've been through it at what I think are the two worst times in a person's life to have divorced parents, but it has really opened up my eyes to the fact that if you're in a shitty marriage, just fucking get divorced already. My dad's 2nd wife was a manipulative alcoholic who he wanted to…

Loosely paraphrasing I believe Louis CK here, but "Never tell someone you're sorry they're getting divorced. Nobody's ever left a happy marriage."

Yep! Child of twice divorced parent here (mom and dad divorced when I was 5, raised by single dad for majority of childhood, remarried in middle-school years, divorced again from crazy step-mom lady when I was in high school, so I have SEEN IT ALL). In a relationship for 7 years now with no engagement in sight, and…

It looks like she also got her teeth capped, which makes her smile look weird.

I need a complete list of all of "the human versions of...." that has been said about Robin Thicke, Adam Levine, et. al. Lindy (sad face because I miss Lindy) was always on point with them as well.

Tangential, but otherwise related: I saw a promoted tweet from Benadryl to Solange that said something to the effect of "Glad we could help you stay beautiful on your big day!" re: face hives. I'm done with the internet for today. DONE.

Yeah, I remember a couple people being "MySpace Famous." One girl brought a dude to my senior prom that had like 10,000 followers on MySpace and was locally well-known. It was kind of a big deal.

THEEEEE Woooooooooooorst!

OMG, Everyone keep coming with all of the "not-really-family" but still family stories! Honorary family members are the BEST and don't get shout outs enough! Thanks to all those people who really, truly love me and not because they're biologically inclined to do so!

I hate that I know that Pharell was the one who originally brought it to their attention, and then Anna Wintour's vote of approval sealed the deal. I also hate that I think their nickname for her (Nori) is amazingly cute and I wouldn't be surprised if Middle America starts naming their daughters North and Nori…

Waaaaait. You KNOW them? Our Great and Powerful Beyonce?

It's pretty clear that Bey and Kelly are soul sisters, so she can definitely say that Kelly's son is her "nephew" (Note: my aunt's best friend who is no way related to me has always been my "Aunt Cindy," doesn't everyone have one honorary Aunt/Uncle?). Although, Matthew Knowles is like a Level 10,000 scumbag, so I…

Agreed, definitely a bombshell here!

Agreed. She had a great start with her first Oscars appearance. This is Calvin Klein, I think. Unstuffy, youthful, and active. I think this fits her personality so much more.

Currently watching FOB part II on cable. Mother/daughter shares pregnancies are only cute when both parties are married and rich as hell.

I want to run my fingers through that chest hair. Can we have a post dedicated to the wonders of chest hair? Thinking about the late-90's to early 00's of men shaving it all off gives me war flashbacks.