THERE'S A NAME FOR MY LUST OVER MASCULINE, HAIRY MEN?

I'm a lady who loves everything about this look but I have a boyfriend who is built like a smooth, hairless cat. He's tried a couple times to grow a beard, and it's a little patchy, so he shaves it because he thinks it looks "trashy." I've spent the last 7 years trying to convince him that it's an "awkward phase" and…

I once deliberately tapped my boyfriend's balls. TAPPED. The force I exerted wouldn't even have been enough to push down a baby. We were doing that flirtatious, play wrestling that couples sometimes do in their youth, and he had grabbed a glass of water to hover over me as a threat for a cease fire (so we could just…

Licky boom boom down, indeed.

I grew up fairly poor, and one of my grandparents had an ice machine built into their fridge, which I considered to be the height of sophistication (I recently purchased my first refrigerator with said ice machine, so I HAVE ARRIVED, WORLD!). I would fill up these huge glasses to the brim with ice cubes and just go to…

I regularly do this. I hate being crowded when I sleep (I have Restless Leg Syndrome—another side effect of low-iron anemia, and I'm a night sweater due to low blood sugar. Fun!), so I usually start off in our room and then sneak over to our guest room to spread out like a starfish.

I only caught a small portion of this while I was traveling for work last week. The scene where Olive steals one earring and one shoe from her daughter-in-law, was inspired. The best. That girl will spend years wondering where those items ran off to (I mean, OBVIOUSLY, she should have looked in the diner trash can.…

I call the strip of grass between the sidewalk and the street a "Devil's Strip." What does everyone else call it?

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips, Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans.

In relationship year 7, living year 3.5, not married (I think we're waiting until we hit year 10, just for sentimentality sake, and hey, we've already gotten this far). 100% agree with not having a joint-bank account. More people should do this. In my household, I pay all the shared bills outright (I make a little…

Not yet married, but my boyfriend of 7 years parent's are both the fucking worst. I mean, I love them, I do, and they raised a great man, but GOD, they drive me insane 90% of the time. Part of it is their generation (They had children late in life, so they are in their mid 60's. My parents had kids right out of high…

I agree with everything you said. It's awful that she couldn't use her common sense, and now an unknown number of people are going to have to suffer because of it. I think medical professionals are completely desensitized to a lot of things when it comes to their personal health. I have several family members who are…

The last wedding I was in, I got a text from the bride saying "Here's a link to the dress. Buy it by this date." No lunch was involved, no fussing, no fashion show. I appreciated her commitment to make a decision and not waste an afternoon.

I hadn't even realized Dodai left! I'm going to go sit in the corner and cry.

GORG.

If you say her name three times, does she just suddenly...appear?

"So, I get to look fan-fucking-tastic literally ALL the time, AND I get to marry Clooney, and I all have to do is become a lawyer? Uh, okay. Sure. Deal."

I KNEW the penis scene was coming, I stared intently, and I STILL missed it. It's so brief. My boyfriend saw it, though. Our conclusion was that I saw staring at the exposed boobs in the scene and he was staring at the exposed penis, so we both missed what we were really looking for.

I do feel for her, but then I remember she tried to set her dog on fire, and then I just get :( :( :(

Hi. Hello. I grew up in North East Ohio. My boyfriend grew up in Green/Uniontown. My aunt and uncle live in Uniontown. Is it the most racially diverse and progressive city in America? No, it's not. However, it is a nice place to raise a family because people are friendly and polite. Plenty of people in the area have…