...who? What?

Oh he ded.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

Thanks, but the last time I tried to chat up a random sixteen year old online it started this WHOLE BIG THING.

We will see!!!!! God bless!!!!!!!!!

This is terrific. Everyone needs a cribsheet to follow all the players.

Hail Satan

When I read the headline my thought was just Again?

Is it just me, or is there something really sexist about expecting Joan Didion to provide fucking solutions to the problems she espies with her little gimlet eyes?

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Frances Bean Cobain’s ex-husband

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Lots of women have rape fantasies. Please remember that kink shaming is not okay, and neither acting in nor viewing videos simulating rape is an endorsement of actual rape.

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

I am going to miss you.

can their new features make him fat and bald already?! jesus.

Like...didn’t everyone already know that it’s about Warren Beatty? Pretty sure my mom told me this eons ago.

Can’t recognize his family? I figured with his money they’d at least put him in a recovery suite with an HD TV.