No offense, but I beg to differ. I’ve learned how to cook in a toaster oven since becoming a full-time RVer and realizing that RV ovens are for shit. Our current home has no oven, and I’m enjoying a Cuisinart toaster oven/air fryer/convection oven/probably handjob-giver for a few years now and there’s never been…

Russian dressing, the kind w/o mayo?

I’ve stood in line three times (other than annual steak feeds, which I can’t stand but are a favorite of my in-laws): Sobelman’s in Milwaukee when they only had one site (love their burgers, not worth a line), la Barbecue in Austin (well worth it because we got there early and it was like 12 minutes and it was the…

In this context, I’m embarassed to admit that last month we took delivery of that exact Jayco model shown above.  The interior is drop-dead fucking gorgeous - Amish-crafted wood (I like their woodworking, not their puppy mills or misogyny) and leather furniture.  If I’m going to live in a metal tube for two or three…

Yet, he was surprised at not being revolted by Ted Nugent, and had fun hanging out with him and shooting guns.  Neither changed the others’ mind, but he demonstrated there can be some common ground even among otherwise ideologically sworn enemies.

You know, you *could* use a baster to extract pickle juice from amongst the pickles...

*elusive

I bake mine in a Calphalon baking pan that I ALMOST tossed out because it was so beat up.  Turns out, it’s perfect for Detroit pizza and for doing brussel sprouts on the grill.

At least he didn’t make the mistake, as I did,  of ordering corned beef at Johnny V’s.  The fake eggs would have been more edible.

Tequila here as well.  High school, sex, puking, shower and being pulled out of my boyfriend’s car, shirtless, by my father who had pulled into the driveway behind us...with weekend guests in tow.

Dipped, prov, hot giard.

She’s the Amy Bouzaglo of day care...

Umm, isn’t that Martin Starr?

I’ve lucked out somehow. I met my husband of 11 years in an MMO and have made a lot of lasting friendships, many with people I consequently met RL, from MMOs.

A) This movie wasn’t promoted and B) what promotion there was didn’t show enough Anne Dowd. There is NEVER enough Anne Dowd. She’s currently the best part of The Leftovers and she’s DEAD in it.

I look forward to the day when prison rape isn’t considered part of the scenery - even the otherwise fairly proactive L&W:SVU continues to rely on this trope. Rape is NOT included in a sentence and the implication that it is needs to end.

Fukkit, I’m bringing in the paper barefoot in January from now on. Watch it, Bundchen.

I will not mention in any conversation today that I enjoyed a Justin Bieber song. Also, I love the dancers and did a little research:

Wembley - adopted two years ago from the Humane Society.

Also, I have no problem (and great delight) at the knowledge that most of the caregivers involved in this scenario have probably had all their drinks bought for them on the strength of this tale. Go, Dad!