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My father went into memory care on Monday after months of research (on my part) and interviews and tours (on my part) and hiring an in-home caregiver that was fucking awesome but clearly wasn’t enough (guess who did that) and taking Dad to the doctor to FINALLY get his driving privilege revoked (...) and delicate

Amy as Bette as Janis. Perfect.

Why don’t subcommittees have to submit proposals for investigations that give estimates of time and cost with a benefit analysis attached? I know you can’t put a dollar value on the benefit and I’m not suggesting that is the basis of the benefit, but ANY benefit that can sustain scrutiny would be appreciated.

I hide from kids in the bathroom and I don’t even have kids.

I stopped getting Domino’s when I found out that a portion of Tom Monaghan’s profits were tithed to Project Rescue. I suppose I should check the incoming passenger pigeons for news updates (or Snopes, who just informed me Monaghan sold to Bain Capital in 1998).

I’m in the yellow strip of Wisconsin but I’m curious why it exists - like, Lake Michigan has anti-ignoramus properties in terms of cold beverages?

My mother and I saw Ann Richards speak at a luncheon too many years ago. Of the three of us, I am still here.

“I just quit smoking and I’m going to have to ask you to move that sweater out of your cubicle because I can REALLY smell smoke on it even if no-one else in this cubiplex can.”

I just misread that as “panty moths” and thought, “Well fuck, one more thing to worry about.”

I don’t watch my husband play anymore because he gets annoyed when I keep calling Trevor “Carl” (as in ATHF). It’s really his fault because he refuses to put clothes on Trevor and plays him in his grungy undies because “it’s funny.”

One more victim of the glass cliff.

I definitely see a “Behind Do-No-Disturb-Signed Doors” feature a la’ BCO brewing here. I bet the stories would be deliciously horrifying.

Which is why we need a WELL-MADE remake of Moonlighting.

Turns out, Lady Violet was Kayser Soze all along.

We didn’t ALL vote for him, it just feels like everyone I have to interact with daily did. :(

Just as with any religious stance, it’s only the hardcore fundamentalist atheists I have trouble with.

Flawless.

Some go older.

I haven’t used it yet, but it’s called Buycott.