Wear gloves before you cut peppers!
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Maybe the burning is capsaicin rather than chlamydia.
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(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?
To be honest, I’ve spent so much of my life angry at the basic injustices inherent to both this country and the human condition that I think I’ve transmogrified that feeling into something akin to a fuel source.
I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.
god fucking bless you, Madeleine.
Right?? At the very least using prayer like that really devalues it as a secular currency.
Why did you put a dead rat in your wall?
How many times have I heard THAT when going for a bath.
I mean it’s ONE banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.
Hanlon’s Razor.
In the words of Rihanna (feat Ne-Yo), I hate that I love this.
Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.
“There are few things less heartbreaking than watching the desperate Mohsen fall on his small, crying son.”
Whitefolks Bay.
Just wanted to pop in and mention I accidentally hit a customer in the head with a table last night. Have a great rest of your day.
“Sometimes you have to clear the weeds to let everything grow” and then sometimes you need to just look at the flowers.