Oh my god the name is a perfect fit! SOO cute such a sweet little face !!

I knew I liked you :) Happy to oblige with a pic: (I have no idea how to size these.)

The driver should be charged with attempted murder - but because he “only” hit a motorcycle, he won’t be.

I know there are a lot of folks hissing about knights and their shining armour, and our apparent shortage of cookies to give, but man, I am happy for the helping hand. I’m glad to have Cooper on board, using his skills and position to keep pushing that line forward. I want more men to stand up and join him.

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

THIS ABOMINATION; THIS CREEPING, SHUDDERING NIGHT TERROR GIVEN FORM; THIS BLEAK, JOY-EVISCERATING GRAYNESS!

You need to stop communicating with this man. He's cheating on his wife and you're not moving on with your life.

Kites are the worst. Sometimes I wish I could just clip all their strings.

Different case. Underground lady will be paying you a visit any minute now. After 40 years, she’s pretty hungry.

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

Yes, but as a native of the frozen north it’s my sacred duty to be a smartass about it.

Calls snow “severe”

Foster put his boyfriend in a choke hold and stated, “I want to kill you. Die dirty faggy,” the man later told police. Foster released him, then allegedly grabbed a stainless kitchen knife. As the boyfriend fled toward the stairs, Foster chased him and warned, “When you reach the fifth step, I am going to stab you.”

Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Best way to fuck Saudi Arabia and these other countries is to use as little oil and gas as possible.

Erlich Bachman knows where it’s at.

Yeah, I’ve long referred to Mormonism as 19th Century Scientology.