I’ll take them seriously the day they put forth legislation saying that the government can mandate that everyone has be typed for organ donation, and you have to donate bone marrow, a lobe of your liver, a kidney, etc if there is someone on a recipient list who is a match, and will die within the next 6 months without…

I could respect that position if it didn’t come with a giant asterisk attached. They only care about life when it’s the life of a fetus. Republicans endlessly advocate for the following:

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

It’s a sad but true fact that when Scott Walker massively reduced funding to the University of Wisconsin system, one of the first things to be cut from the budget was the Female orgasm.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

Aww I love it! I always try not to judge and usually keep my opinions to myself about people who eat meat cuz it’s none of my business but that’s really sweet !

Let me just get the Pinkham’s Law out of the way, because I don’t see any yet and I’m SURE it’ll happen-

ARGLE BARGLE BUT RESTAURANT MANAGERS WORK HARD TOO AND NEVER GET TIPS DID YOU KNOW RESTARANT MONAGERS CARE ONLY ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THE RESTESRAUNT AND ARE SELFLESS ANGELS TO WORK AS HARD AS THEY DO FOR THE…

My best friend in the whole world is a woman who’s mother committed suicide 20 years ago. There is not a single day that goes by that my friend doesn’t think about her mom. Holidays are especially hard for her. And it;s been two decades.

Her obtuseness is the caviar of beach garbage.

#WeAreRollo

GAH FUCK!! That would be even worse than roaches!

no i am not clicking that goddamn link

You know what I thought off when I read that quote? Rachel Dolezal.

Repeat after me, kids: “Herbal doesn’t mean safe.”

That would be a step back in his career - he’s already been hawking a snake oil “diabetes CURE.” He did an infomercial and everything.

Can’t wait for 2017, when the Huckster will be peddling reverse mortgages on daytime TV.

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

Great. Something else for hipsters to be snobby about...

Also, they can change colors to blend into their environments, making them hard to find and discriminate against.