“Look at what you made us do”?

“WELP I’m glad I solved that home heating problem!” *dusts hands proudly while house burns down around ears*

Here at Gawker Media we call that a copy editor.

Really? I thought it was buying the coffee shop and running it into the ground.

Past participants for the Women Who Kick Ass panel have included Katey Sagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Sarah Paulson, Tatiana Maslany and Maggie Q.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I can't help but love "whistleblowers." No matter the outcome, he has ignited a vital discussion. (Also, I apologize for this, but, to me he is sexy as all get-out).

I would love for your sister to stage a comeback as well!

Does any state have safe haven for moody teenagers? How late do these laws go to?

Figures that a Texan would reject a scientific study in favor of an anecdote.

Fucking Illinois Bastard? Probably a Chicagoan? (Meant with love! And a misplaced sense of bitterness on I-94!)

Festive hat Madeleine, but day drunking doesn’t seem to agree with you...

I was so worried that every story was going to begin with a college student stating “Some old guy/woman, probably about 50 years old” and then force me cry through the entire post.

What, you didn’t know about club puppies?

For some reason, a task force made up of local and state authorities as well as FBI analysts wasn’t launched until this month, when the sixth woman, 26-year-old Tiffany Sayre, was also found dead.

...he’d have spoken it.

guys

Madku.