I feel like I should start a Behind Closed Classrooms blog...I could fill a book with teaching horror stories. I'm sure others could as well.

"Let's go out to the lobby...

Sometimes.

Nice touch on how to serve ketchup. During Halloween.

"It's not free popcorn! You're giving it to me! Century Theaters does it all the time for me and they don't say anything."

I always have this quote in my mind while I read these- "There are a lot worse things to be than a waitress & you're already most of them." -Echo on Dollhouse

I'm reading this right before the last shift of my service industry job. It's really helping me feel less sentimental about leaving. The first post had me howling.

This will never not be funny to me. Never.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

I KNEW one of these fuckers would show up. I just fucking KNEW it.

That is the face of someone who goes down on you for just too fucking long.

I don't know from the horrors of space oil, but I do know there's no reason to waste a single drop of the precious contents of your honey bear, which can be extracted merely by immersing the bear in some scalding hot water, or, if you like, popping it into the microwave for 20 seconds or so, which heat greatly reduces…

Why would you put marbles into rind bread? And why would I want rind bread anyway? I want the soft part of the bread - not the rind.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

Amber Rose. I could've been Amber Rose.

What's the tips address for io9?

When I read the words "baby building broth" I think of something a LOT different that what is at the link...

Chemicals...

Does Autism "develop"? No, it doesn't.