I had more fun on the way out of the parking lot afterwards discussing how Charlie Hunnam would have upped the hot. I suppose that makes it the ultimate female fantasy film — we still have to fantasize about how good it could have been.

Both. And leaving the toilet seat up.

Yes, random internet commentators, shitty tippers aren't the problem, tipping culture is the problem. You are technically correct- if restaurants would only pay their servers a living wage, and if there was some sort of legislation to enforce this, we wouldn't need to shame all the poor shitty tippers.

I thought you were making fun at Sita for the lack of a capital letter. Once an English major, always an English major.

They don't just want you to friendly, they want you to be subservient. Power tripping assholes.

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

can we all just give me the superiority trophy and have it be completely un food related

Tilda Swinton and Lupita Nyong'o play the star-crossed lovers. Tom Hiddleston is their guardian angel trying to bring them back together. Nic Cage is the demon trying to keep them apart. Jim Varney is the folksy bookstore employee who finds the letter. Benedict Cumberbatch is Tilda's asexual, aloof older brother. …

I have as much disdain for these idiots as anyone else, but I do hope that this causes the medical community to do some soul-searching about WHY so much of the country has so much distrust for doctors and medical science, because they are culpable in it. It's incredibly difficult to get reliable and compassionate…

I'm not a betting man, but I would be willing to bet that any number of those Midwestern dog show folks finance their enterprises by selling monogrammed thermoses.

Bruno Mars last year was a bizzillion times better.

amazed the cops didn't shoot the waitress.

Oh I understand all that. When I see a police officer assaulting an innocent person on the street, and that person is black, I'm strongly suspicious that institutional racism is a factor. But I've read nothing in these articles to suggest that this guy saw a black woman in a crowded room and said oh, I've gotta walk…

I can't stop watching this dog. I don't know why, but it just makes me giggle so much.

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't…

Ironically, the ideal shape for both "I hate Jesus" and "I love Jesus" cakes is a crucifix.

If that's considered being an animal, I don't want to be human.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.