49th in the nation in road funding, but it's okay, it's not like Michigan ever has harsh weather conditions that might damage roads or anything.

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

I don't remember a time when I didn't know what sex was. We had this book, and it was just like one of the normal picture books in our house. My parents were very chill about sex, and I think it's a big part of why I have a healthy attitude towards sex today.

oh yeah? My kids have never even HEARD of TV because all their playtime is structured around reading and creating organic felt crafts followed by meditation...

Mmm...ribbon candy!

Turtle Killer! Qu'est-ce que c'est. Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better. Run run run run run run run away.

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

This woman did not have a vagina. She had a personal Bag of Holding.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a textbook recipe for getting Vigo the Carpathian to fill our sewers with pink slime or something.

Title: THE UNFORTUNATE AFFAIR OF THE LIZARD

I was a cocktail waitress at a filthy titty bar

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

ARROW!

But Balthazar Melchior and Caspar are such cool names. And wasn't the last one married to J-Lo for a bit?

I own so many mustards...

Ah, blessed be thine BCO. A maker of Mondays.

It fills me with joy to see Cyndi Lauper and Big Bird on the same stage after their decades long blood feud.

Who will Arya look like? No one.

Don't be ashamed, be proactive and cut that type of behavior down in every male-exclusive social circle you are a part of. It's time for us males to realize sexist, ignorant and/or downright predatory attitudes aren't to be shunned only when women are around to judge us. That shit is unacceptable, and every fucker…

Clone dance party!