She relates through tears a somewhat disjointed story about rescuing Snow and "leaving her sisters behind,"

zombies move pretty slow at -20c. especially if they didn't move that fast when they were alive.

I've been lurking and reading BCO for weeks now, and I must say you're doing the Lord's work with this series, Pinkham.

You haven't had filet mignon until you've had it fresh off the boat. Also, if you need any monogrammed thermoses....

Your accent. :)

Oh jeez. I might be a freak nasty bitch, cause all I could think was, "The smell of fresh pencils is very soothing."

Seriously, you could drown a toddler down there.

Oh, Jeff Goldblum

Can't she just dump ice water on the guy with ALS or something. I read about that a few weeks ago on the internet.

I have zero qualms about upholding the patriarchy if there are mini-quiches and an open bar.

She is the William Carlos Williams of restaurant reviewers.

I'm always wearing my fighting trousers. Any trousers I wear instantly become fighting trousers. Hell, I could wear a tutu and it would be fighting trousers.

That's Peregrine son of Paladin, Thain of the Shire, Prince of the Halflings, Guard of the Citadel, Knight of Gondor, Councillor of the North Kingdom.

I just love the idea that there's someone out in the world right now who could say "Please, Lord Cavendish is so formal. Call me Peregrine."

Apparently when I was small, I got confused and thought penis meant your general reproductive area (or front bum as I named it...because I was an odd child). Anyway, I announced to restaurant once: "I've got a penis, mummy's got a penis, and daddy's got a penis with a nose on it!" >.> So at least your kid knows you…

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Serious injury? Improvised range is only 1d4+DEX mod.

Pssst. You might want to check the author of that post vs. the author of this one. ;-)

You don't get protection, but there always seems to be someone questioning, 'well what was she wearing?' like that has some relevance, so I can see why she put it in.

it feels important to post this now