I'm from DE, a state with maybe 25 people in it, so I know Joe personally, and he is just as dope IRL.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

6'4", 250. Evasive enough to make a fast retreat. Wears school apparel.

It sounds like you are getting all the bullshit parts of having a boyfriend, which was presumably what you were trying to avoid. DTMFA.

Wait you AND Lindy are leaving??? Is this a mass exodus????

Are we sure this wasn't Tom from Buckhead? He's made $32K just since June, you know.

Hipster Level: Unicycle Free-Form Jazz Ensemble

My son has high functioning autism. I heard him say this recently, to a friend, over Xbox Live-

The only way to dispose of browsing history of kitty porn.

One of my best friends is black, and he said I don't need any more black friends.

The only way I'll ever drink a beer is if its marketed to also validate my fragile self-concept. That's why I always start my nights with a couple glasses of Stone Arrogant Bastard, and finish off my nights by drinking Fuck It, Four Inches Is Probably Big Enough.

You realize at this point that the Venn diagram of "people online" and "people in real life" are pretty much the same circle, right?

"Could've used more vegan options."

This happened in Ocala. The man could've been referring to the same woman.

After ten minutes, my 6 yo would have marched her ass into the bar and screamed until she received satisfaction. Of course, her father and I don't leave her and her brother outside of bars. We drink at home like good WASPs.

Normandy butter

They would even mix it in with their sweet tea.