My Internet Detective Hat tells me Castro ran a red light, too, in addition to speeding. I guess being a lawless asshole is a prerequisite to being a cop, huh.

Unfortunately, it means you’ll have to drive around town in a Porsche SUV

That header image reminds me of

Boebert, Greene pointed out, just nearly lost her reelection race to a Democrat in a solidly red district (which is probably why Boebert is so aggressively trying to distance herself now from Greene)

That’s because nobody wants to pay him $99.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022/12/kyrsten-sinema-leaving-the-democratic-party-is-a-dare.html

Born in 1983, with the hairstyle to prove it.

While Guilfoyle is indeed shorter than the others, the difference got super exaggerated by standing next to Ivanka, who towered above everyone else in her stripper platforms.

Oh, that will be good. It’ll bite extra hard because Musk has been prostrating himself in front of the Chinese government so he can sell more Teslas there.

Wanna know how to get rich? Own a car dealership. (https://www.nytimes.com/2022/05/14/opinion/sunday/rich-happiness-big-data.html)

“Got mine, fuck you” knows no boundaries.

I guess nobody needs to see out of the rear-view mirror any more?

It’s a family tradition. The Queen had a servant break in new shoes for her.

Well, he has to measure up somewhere. I’m reminded of the old joke:

As you said, the tanker is only 2/3 the size of this yacht. “Bigger boat survives ramming smaller boat” doesn’t seem like much of a story, there.

Dumb question: why are the players allowed to bring their own beanbags? It seems only sensible to me that, above a certain level of competition, all the players are issued regulation bags by the organizers. I can’t imagine they would be that expensive to make or buy.

he belonged to a group Church Militant Resistance

Here’s the TL;DR of the Slate article, to save everyone time: Vance is a lost little boy looking for daddy.

Well, there’s also Kate “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Moss.

Unfortunately, it’s not a far-fetched scenario.