Pretty much.

I notice that Robert Kiyosaki is in the speaker lineup. I didn’t know about his political views before. Huh.

Maybe the better analogy is the frog in a pot?

Made from vegan leather so you don’t have to stress about an animal giving its life

Let’s hope Twitter loses 75% of its users, then.

Then you should love the constellation Triangulum, which is ... a triangle. It’s like somebody had a constellation quota to meet, and toward the end of his shift he said “fuck it, I’ll just pick 3 random stars out of the sky, draw a triangle, and call it a day.”

“Hi everyone! It’s a pleasure being doxxed with such a fine crew.”

It’s less than 12 parsecs, though.

This is a modern ground-based photograph of the Eagle Nebula from the Wikipedia article about it. The eagle is in the lower center of the photo, below the “V”; it’s facing the upper-right, with its wing on the left and talons on the right, and you can match these features to the Hubble/JWST images.

It’s the perfect wallpaper for this laptop: https://gizmodo.com/lenovo-amazing-rollable-laptop-screen-grows-in-height-1849673244

Or NyQuil chicken.

Conservatives Humiliate Themselves Defending Herschel Walker

Facts don’t matter to these people (Trump won, COVID is a hoax, etc., etc.), so it’s entirely consistent that they’re blind to Trump’s history of not looking out for anyone but himself.

Well, it’s one way to achieve autoerotic asphyxiation, no?

he would often break out into hives along his forearms after orgasms.

Needs the Mansory treatment.

I used to travel to China for business, and one time I had to use the hotel’s business center to get something printed out. I don’t remember what prompted me to look, but I opened up the browser history on one of their computers, and it was nothing but variations of “hot Asian girls near me” searches. All of this is…

DEAR friend.
I AM PRINCESS LEIA ORGANA ONLY SURVIVOR
OF THE ROYALFAMILY OF ALDERAN (ALDRN).
I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER,
THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY
PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I WAS FALSLEY IMPRISONED UPON THE
IMPERIAL BATTLESTATION (“DEATH STAR”)
WHEN MY PLANET WAS HIDEOUSLY DESTROYED
AND ENDED BY…

“Florida belongs at the bottom of the ocean.”

Rivian headlights: