So Herschel’s scandal timeline goes from secret children to secret non-children?

The “I am my own boss” part is crucial, though.

WaPo did a story about a week ago on Trump and QAnon, which, whatever, completely unsurprising. But this stuck out:

And fat-shaming Chris Christie, too.

Every time I sing that song in my head, I pronounce it “fi-yuh.”

That would be 70 RPM. It’s not a record, though, because old records were 78 RPM.

They called themselves peaceful racists? So people are now OK to self-identify publicly as racists? I remember the days when racists were at least ashamed enough to not want everyone know they were racists.

Here’s one way to solve the problem: jack up the house.

Look closer. Saints.

They’re proud to usher in the next Permian extinction.

As a result, Escalona’s fans swarmed to rate A Tapa do Barril with one-star reviews on Google

Can’t be worse than Uranus.

Already done.

Or Hitler. Remember the story from New Yorker Monday that he wanted American generals to be loyal to him, just like (in his mind) the German ones in WW2 were to Hitler.

being required to pay any award over $2 million “would sink us.”

China thinks Taiwan belongs to them, a runaway province that needs to be brought back. An official visit from the US to Taiwan signals recognition of it as a de facto independent nation, therefore infringing on China’s territorial integrity.

But Trump standing on top of a tank looking like Rambo is A-OK!

You think you’re joking, but nutjobs like Lauren Boebert have actually said, in front of an audience, that Jesus would’ve been able to defend himself against crucifixion if he had owned an arsenal of AR-15s. These people have gone so far off the deep end, parody can’t possibly keep up.