He must have at least a speck of royal blood to be allowed in the same room with the musty monarchy, otherwise they’d likely faint at the first sniff of a commoner.

I don’t want to walk through someone’s exhaled cloud. It’s just obnoxious. Period.

He’s not using clipless pedals; he’s using toe clips. You slide your foot backwards to get it free.

That’s happened to me. My left foot is the one I put on the ground, and then I shift my weight to the right for balance. Except one time the left shoe refused to disengage (that’s one way to find out your cleats are way too worn, for sure) from the pedal, so I unclipped from the right side, put my foot down, but still…

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Because she doesn’t live in a trailer. She’s on their intellectual level, but she’s way better off financially. So, in her mind, of course the redneck isn’t her.

Maybe it’s all the concrete in a city soaking up heat during the day and releasing it at night? I have no idea, but maybe?

I hate Jesus because he was too dumb to own an arsenal of AR-15s.

Memorial Day is the unofficial start of summer, though.

I had heard that if you don’t answer they’ll finally give up.

There’s a big park near me and it’s popular there. I’m not a fan, but apparently people like them. The park rules also forbid motorized vehicles on its trails, but nobody (including the park itself) seems to care enough to enforce the rules.

Lettuce, gruyere, bacon, and tomato quiche. Somebody really fell down on their jobs.

A standard reply from high-ranking Republicans after mass shootings is that it isn’t a gun problem, it’s a mental health problem. Conceptually, “mental health problem” and “possessed by demons” really aren’t that far apart, you know.

I’ve already seen people ask why Obama didn’t do anything about gun control. He had eight years! It’s always Obama’s fault.

AT&T bought McCaw Cellular in 1994 for $12.6 billion. They knew mobile was the next thing.

AT&T also predicted 16:9 screens, apparently.

Back off. You can have my gin when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Did he just mangle the word “gentle” that much?

Or the Germanwings crash from 2015.

But they work twice as hard!