The worst part is seeing that my weekly contribution and company match are, at best, just bringing my balance back up to what it dropped from the week before.

What about donating yourself to a body farm? It should be “green,” since you’re just sitting out in the dirt, and you’ll provide valuable data to the scientists who study human decomposition.

Eh, somebody’s trying to downplay it.

The “V” in the nose is certainly similar.

Everyone who wants to build a brand or otherwise promote themselves through emoji URLs is at the mercy of Yat and, to a lesser extent, Opera. The expression “never build your house on someone else’s land” comes to mind.

Stop. Using. Arial.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy recommends always carrying a towel. Seems like good advice.

I think smartphone pinkie is less of a problem than the worrywarts would suggest.

Don’t kinkshame, Douglas.

Going, written as goin’ and pronounced as goh-win, rhymes reasonably well with Bedouin.

And she clearly didn’t spend any of her billions on quality production values.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-20/trump-solicited-hedge-funds-family-offices-for-1-billion-pipe

Can we call people who use the Truth Social network True Socialists?

zero g mode, a term I had never heard to describe a bed.

In other news today:

A rebranding exercise is in order. Guaranteed to increase uptake.

“the system was never really built for all-out obstruction.”

Looks more like a catfish after they took away (or blacked out, I can’t tell) the grille.

Or if the recipe calls for the same amount of different ingredients: one teaspoon of this, one teaspoon of that. Having duplicate measuring spoons on hand helps here.

You got a Target nearby? Cobram Estate is available at my local store. It’s listed on the California Olive Oil Council website as certified for 2020 — there’s only a handful of 2021's, which means either it was a bad year or just that the harvest is too new to be processed yet (hopefully the latter).