“Today the Trump Administration affirmed its commitment to reducing regulatory burdens and safeguarding consumer choice,” Energy Secretary Dan Brouilette said in a statement.
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Oh lord, wait till he brings lead pipes back into our plumbing.
Trump created ill will in the town by refusing to comply with even basic local requirements, such as adhering to height limits for a massive flagpole he installed
Did the children sit on Santa’s lap? That would’ve been irresponsible. I had to get my phone fixed and thus was forced to enter a mall last week (the only Apple Genius Bar with an open slot), and the Santa there sat behind a plexiglass shield while children posed 6 feet in front of him. Sure it looked strange, but…
I like to tell people that I’m a billionaire, but they’re much less impressed when they learn it’s on the order of 0.00000001 billion.
Wait, people need to be told (by answering the question)? Isn’t it easy enough to figure out that your SSN is a nine-digit number and therefore your theoretical bank balance would range from the millions (if leading with 00) to hundreds of millions? Or if you want to be more specific, just plug it into a calculator?
I know I’m late with this (this is about last Friday’s SCOTUS decision to not hear Trump’s case), but, um, yeah. I’m sure our three newest justices are all in cahoots with fellow Catholic Biden to instigate a popish invasion.
Alex Jones: “Joe Biden will be removed, one way or another!”
I blame Kevin Bacon.
He needs some of Trump’s Sharpie magic.
And pity.
Sorry to be that guy, but it’s flouting, not flaunting. Had Trump actually been one to flaunt the rules, we’d all be in much better shape right now.
Ellen DeGeneres has announced that she has coronavirus, and will return to television after the holidays.
You know how people (half) joke about the need to thoroughly disinfect the White House from Trump’s KFC farts and COVID cooties? Well, it’s happening. For real.
If it’s an exact reproduction of Melania’s handwriting, then it would make sense. It also shows she has lousy penmanship.
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Hyundai had a walking car concept at CES 2019. The Boston Dynamics purchase would fit with that project, I’d think.
The explanation makes no sense. Wave is an English word and should be pronounced that way, and the microwave oven was invented by an American. How would making it sound Italian or Spanish be “the right way”? Plus, Italian and Spanish have their own words for the microwave oven, so if you were to go down that route,…
“internecine”
Which is itself followed by “actually.” Probably actually. Suuuure.