Maybe if facemasks get rebranded as codpieces for the face we can convince people that it’s manly to wear them.

Claudia’s TikTok is how the world learned about Kellyanne’s infection. If there was no TikTok, there would be no infections.

The White House grift shop is already pre-selling “Donald Trump defeats COVID” commemorative coins.

To be fair, Cain was still tweeting after he died, so he must be feeling pretty good.

That’s part of it. The other is the mistaken notion that technology (i.e., testing) will protect them and thus they don’t have to bother with the low-tech (and thus unsexy) measure of wearing masks. A corollary to this is not understanding that a test will only tell you if you’ve already been infected; it doesn’t…

Seeing him masked up and inside a fortified vehicle reminded me of Immortan Joe somehow.

Dying would also make him a martyr to his rabid fans. We don’t need that.

Immortan Don.

Fox News needs to be reminded of this when they start whinging about the “war on Christmas.”

Needs more stars. People wonder how one man can corrupt so much of the vast federal apparatus—not just his usual retinue of toadies and co-grifters, or politicians who think they can use him to advance their agendas, but career bureaucrats with nothing to gain from him. It’s because Trump and his enabled supporters…

Trump: Give me the best drugs. The biggest dose.
Doctor: Mr. President, your vitals contraindicate such a treatment.
Trump: I need to speak with your manager.

Get yourself a Halloween tree and make them both happy.

Wrong reply. Never mind.

You know, I hadn’t made the connection before, but this is a pretty good application of Margaret Thatcher’s famous (and much beloved by conservatives) quote “the trouble with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.” Trump is an expert at spending other people’s money, whether it’s stiffing…

Update: Christie is positive.

And Stella Immanuel (the hydroxychloroquine doctor) is upset at him for it.

LOL, savage.

I just want to know why the lady keeps pronouncing warranty as warranTEE.

Well then we’re doomed.

Covfefe-19