Following up anything Trump says with “OK, prove it” is the best way to, if not defeat him, at least expose what a nonsensical blowhard he is.

That should’ve been a clarifying moment, but I’m afraid that the people who needed the clarification aren’t able to see it.

Well, they put you under for a colonoscopy. There isn’t enough alcohol in this world to make this debate bearable.

And now we learn: Trump wanted Ivanka to be Vice President.

Parscale’s married? When did this happen? Wasn’t he dating Hope Hicks? Does his wife know about this?

Oh, there’s no doubt Trump has never heard of TikTok until Tulsa, but the part about how the deal with Oracle benefits Facebook gets a little too speculative for me.

This is leaning a little too conspiracy theory-ish for my taste, but it’s also pretty entertaining:

Well, Trump does love golden showers.

“Priceless.”

He’s already said as much in the 2016 presidential debates.

Just as with William Barr jumping into the E. Jean Carroll case, Trump is going to use every lever the government has to stiff-arm his creditors. He’s going to turn the country into an extension of his personal enterprise, and will run it into the ground just like every one of his other businesses.

Be careful, Junior, “enlist” is a word that Daddy really doesn’t like.

Too bad the header image doesn’t really show Sirius. It may be around the bright spot I’ve circled, but it’s probably even lower and out of the frame. In any case, it’s lost among the trees here.

His boss sure doesn’t.

25. Being Asian-American

Here’s another residents-only park.

Cultural appropriation is a proud white tradition.

Rename the school to Libertine University and all will be forgiven.