I just wanna know...how much money do lawyers make, even if they have their own firm? I mean, it makes perfect sense that this place was built by one of the Busches, but ambulance-chasers? Yow.

I don’t know if you followed the Bloomberg link in the WaPo story or not, but The Atlantic has a more recent follow-up:

You can eat fajitas with no cheese at all. In fact, that’s probably why the restaurant didn’t serve it in the first place.

“Can only eat fajitas with shredded cheese” sounds like a medical disorder.

It’s probably Photoshop — which may be what you’re implying, but she doesn’t deserve the privilege of not getting called out directly. Anyway, here are a couple more pictures for comparison.

Problem is, what if the AI is wrong? A recent ReCaptcha experience asked me to identify parking meters, and it refused to let me proceed until the last item was checked -- which was clearly a mailbox, not a parking meter.

You know you have a dud on your hands when the excuses keep changing. Yesterday, it was the protesters’ fault, “even blocking access from the metal detectors.” But today, it’s because “local law enforcement in Tulsa had overreacted, making it difficult for supporters to gain entry.”

I won’t be surprised if Trump re-brands Kpop teens as antifa cyberterrorists.

The Trump campaign is already saying the rally was watched by 4 million people on TV. I don’t have any idea if or how that figure could be verified. At any rate, I hope the bandwagon effect works in reverse so that when people see the arena is 2/3 empty, they would be less inclined to want to attend the next rally.

New spin: the arena wasn’t 2/3 empty; the rallygoers were social distancing!

“The Trump regime tries to cover up crime with scandal. They try to cover up malice with incompetence” — Sarah Kendzior

1. Evangelicals were sold the idea that Trump is a vessel, imperfect though he may be, to carry out God’s will, so none of his personal failings matter. But maybe after the recent Gorsuch ruling, they’ll have second thoughts.

Considering how he treated his father and Roy Cohn when each of them fell ill, and then cutting off medical funds for his own grandnephew, it would be nothing short of karmic justice if Trump were to spend the rest of his life being a drooling vegetable.

the pieces of shit in power who makes these decisions that LITERALLY kills them.

Yeah, this just in: Coronavirus: Belgian hospital staff turn backs on PM Sophie Wilmès

Yeah, just look at these lovebirds (via).

Will Falwell come to the realization that God is smiting his university for what he did? Or is he going to blame it on the students for, like, not praying hard enough or something?

Be proud. Samin Nosrat approves.

Maybe they should’ve named the car Foreplay instead of Prelude.

Wait. He flies commercial and hires a car service? If he wants to avoid inconvenience, why doesn’t he buy a private jet and (have an underling) hire a service to ferry his car and chauffeur to his destination?