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F’ing Kinja, man.

Never mind.

Duplicate.

No, no, see, it’s Hillary who needs to let go.

And he’ll ask the wrong Indian to dig up dirt on her.

America (via).

Swords and prayers.

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The Chosen One. (I know, I posted this yesterday, but I love this commercial.)

Yikes. I was originally going to say something to the effect of “who the hell does Trump think he’s going to fool into believing it’s an original museum-worthy piece” at the end, but then thought, nah, who could be that much of both a shyster and a poseur? I’ve clearly underestimated him. The man proves to be worse

Why is Trump painting a bootleg Monet?

The first thought that came to me on seeing this picture was that Trump is pulling back the curtain on his painting in the same way as someone trying to lift a skirt, and smirking like it too.

Trump paints left-handed?

she “would never turn a very important personal story like this into a brand campaign.

Mitch MosCownnell

So do you want to talk about S.E. Cupp, the “NRA Mom” who just quit the organization? What’s making these reptiles get a conscience all of a sudden? Excuse me for still refusing to believe that there’s a shred of decency in this whole lot.

Had Mr. Pattycake been around before 1836, he would’ve been in Mexico without needing to drive 600 miles from home.