OK, here’s the fine print.

According to Today the Impossible patties are cooked on the same grills as their regular meat patties. I find this interesting because the BK Veggie patties made by Morningstar Farms are cooked in the microwave (link is PDF). I have no idea if BK Veggie will remain on the menu now that the Impossible Whopper is out.

There’s a place called Tallywackers. It didn’t last.

Well, the problem today is the yuan dropped. Of course, bigger is always better in Trump’s simplistic mind, so a strong yuan meant America was weak back then. Don’t hold your breath waiting for him to crow about how he’s vanquished China, though. It’s more likely he’ll gripe about currency manipulation.

Rick McBride.

Actually, under-18s can fuck right off too. Trump doesn’t discriminate; he doesn’t give a shit about anybody.

Ohhhhhhhhh...so that’s where the money went.

I like how the police car’s door popped open before the vehicle came to a complete stop, like the cops were so excited and convinced that they already had the scooter cornered. Ha, that’ll teach’em.

No, the shelves were mostly empty! That’s what made it even more infuriating. The guy couldn’t even be bothered to fill them up. It’s like, “yeah, let’s just toss a couple of fake books up here, ooh, don’t I look so cultured.” Blergh.

They have the exact same house as their neighbor! Just a different finish on the walls, that’s all.

The local chapter of the American Institute of Architects holds home tours here every year. I was in a one of these houses a few years ago fantasizing about what a dream it would be to live in such a beautiful place...then I got to the study/ library, saw a handful of fake books on the (otherwise empty) shelves, and…

She’s also got quite a rap sheet: shoplifting and a DUI.

I read your new title as “HURRRRRRR”

Trump literally ran on the basis that something is wrong with America

You just wait. Trump’s gonna bring back Right of the First Night.

Trump has mastered the tools of illogic to defeat reason.

They won’t even try. Hey look, over there, see her emails?

What if it’s neither a lie nor a fantasy, but a prediction? You know, like those countries where the supreme leader keeps winning elections by 95% margins over and over, with only a fig leaf of opposing votes to provide the illusion of democracy?

She’s also proud to pose with Tomi Lahren. So proud that this photo hangs prominently at CBP’s headquarters in DC.

“A fish rots from the head down.”