And this is how a real president deals with flies.

“How did a fly get into the White House? I don’t like flies, I don’t like flies!” Trump said.

Sorry, wrong reply.

You’re actually not too far off the mark.

Or the many MAGA rallies elsewhere, either.

Bread and circuses. So we forget the real issues. The man is a master of distraction.

Elon Camino.

But the guy also loves attention and drama. Remember, he used to leak his own stories to the gossip columns.

And as low as society has sunk in Idiocracy, President Camacho was still able to recognize and appreciate someone who’s smarter than him. This is a greater accomplishment than anything the Trump orbit is capable of.

You can read some, but not much.

Maybe he’s going for this look.

Considering how poorly his (supposedly) expensive suits fit, what hope would a baseball cap have?

He’s going to Mars to prove that it’s flat. Not like Melania. Or Ivanka. I have to hottest daughter. Make America Great Again.

There are very good planets on both sides of the asteroid belt.

They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing

That’s because them’s just common folk; it’s not like they’re billionaire scions or something.

Does stress eating also age you by 30 years? She’s...not looking good.

You’re right. But it’s also not really a secret that Trump’s personal faith is immaterial to these people.

While we’re at it, the John Player Special was better too.